Tuesday, November 29, 2016

God of Wine by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., #3)

God of Wine
by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

My rating: 4.5 stars (or 99 bottles of beer on the wall)

Series: Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. - Book 3
Publisher: P&S, Inc. - Mimi Boutique (November 24, 2016)
Publication Date: November 24, 2016
Genre: Paranormal Romantic Humor
Print Length: 246 pages
Available from: Amazon | Barnes & Noble
 
HIS MISSION: Lose Beer Belly. Find Perfect Woman. Save World.

The God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand years, and New Year's Eve, when humans around the world succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his biggest night. Only this year, a plague is sweeping the immortal community, and he's turning downright evil (dear gods, what language!). All those New Year's bashes will turn into bloodbaths if he doesn't stop the transformation. 

Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy for a rude, beer-bellied mess who's definitely not husband material.

But can a little gym-time and help from the pros at Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. turn him into a divine sex-machine the ladies will want? Or will it take something more?
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WARNING:
This dirty, dirty book contains abuck-naked god, sloppy drunkenness, the c-word, f-word, p-word, d-word--okay,neverthehell mind! It has a lot of f**king bad words. Okay?--invisible unicorns,outrageously sized penises, cocktail recipes, leather pants, no pants, and onehealthy eating tip.
 
God of Wine by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff 
(Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., #3)
God of Wine (Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. #3)Wanted-Female who doesn’t mind the total commando look-willing to put up with HUGE ego-occasional beer belly. Must be fire-proof and have high tolerance to alcohol! Goal-save The God of Wine from himself.

Acan is the original party animal, anywhere he goes parties just happen! Kind of like the Santa of New Year’s with a lime twist, delivering intoxication and joy wherever he goes. Too bad he has a dark side that will overtake him if he doesn’t find a mate soon, like now. Never one to choose one flavor when there is a rainbow to choose from, Acan is in BIG trouble and he is clueless as to how be faithful, let alone a husband! Then there is that not so little problem, drinking makes his pants fall off, so why not spend life flying free? He is a god, you know!

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, but can Acan really attract his perfect mate once he opens his mouth?

Margarita has had a tough life, and since leaving her abusive husband, she and her daughter are living free. Margarita has even opened a health club, sooooooo, gee, what do YOU think will happen? What pulls a rabid non-drinker, fitness freak to the arrogant Acan? Trust me his pantless state is a draw, but…eww, get real!

Hang tight, as the ultimate party animal meets the ultimate fitness freak, Cimil makes an appearance and her merry band of misfit gods is shaken, not stirred in another hilarious romance from Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. Definitely not for delicate eyes, easily offended by body part names, drooling lust and drunken debauchery! I had tears in my eyes laughing at this one, but I have to ask, how did Acan make it for over 10,000 years, unsupervised, untethered and most certainly undressed?

I received an ARC edition from Mimi Jean Pamfiloff in exchange for my honest review.






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